8 fake products from ThinkGeek that nerds wish were real

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Curse the old gods and the new that this stuff isn't real.
Retail brands love April Fools' Day — arguably even more than any Black Friday or Presidents' Day blow out sale combined. Every company has a plan to try and give their customers a laugh (and, in turn, buy stuff).

ThinkGeek launched a line of fake products for April Fools' Day that are not just funny, but are every nerd's dream come true. That is, if they were real.
Not cool, ThinkGeek. Not cool.


1. Dungeons & Dragons EnCounter: Wearable Interactive Quest

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Despite what you may think, you are not, in fact, a half elf wizard with a +4 Staff of Power.
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2. Hodor Travel Buddy

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Take a Hodor at the next Hodor.
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3. Game of Thrones Clue

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Why this isn't a real game is beyond us.
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4. Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel Two-Pack

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Guarding the galaxy, one drink at a time.
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5. Steam-Powered Gaming Cabinet

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Sorry, Steam Punks, but vaporized water will still wreck your electronics.
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6. Do It YourSelfie 360-Degree Selfie Rig

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Taking narcissism to the next level.
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7. Power Wheels Desert Drifters

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Your kid could have been the Mad Max of the playground.
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8. Voltron Cat Condo

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Defending your couch from cat hair.
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Source:Mashable

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