11 Types Of People You See In Every Coffee Shop
Do you have a public bathroom?!1. The Sleep-Deprived Student
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They have a paper due tomorrow and midterms starting next week…all nighters and espresso are a given.
2. The Chillest Kid In The Room
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They just hopped off their bike and chained it up outside. They only drink pour overs, obviously.
3. The One Who’s Too Young To Drink Coffee
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The chocolate chips, whip cream, and syrup outweigh the coffee 10:1.
4. The Blogger
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They don’t even like coffee, but they like LIKES a lot. #coffee #goodmorning #smile #latteart #riseandgrind
5. The Fitness Enthusiast
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Their body is their temple. They’re def showing up in fitness clothes, because they either just left yoga or are en route to Crossfit. No dairy, no whip, no fat, obviously.
6. The Cleanser Drinking Herbal Tea
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This health enthusiast is on a ~caffeine cleanse~ for the third time this month. They’ve honestly never felt better than in this moment. #zen
7. The Aficionado
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They are the ones with the smallest cups in the room.
8. The Grump
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They don’t have time for anything fancy that the kids are all drinking these days. A straight black coffee will do it, they don’t have time for frills.
9. The Purist
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This human is very into coffee. Even when there’s blistering summer heat outside, they would never consider putting ice in their cup. It would compromise the flavor of the beans. Duh.
10. The One Who’s Running Late
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They’re 10 minutes late for work already and still need to pick up their dry cleaning. They give no fucks about where it comes from just as long as it’s hot, caffeinated, and FAST.
11. The One Who Just Can’t Hold It
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This innocent soul dgaf about coffee and really just needs an excuse to use the bathroom. They’ll have one $7 imported water, to-go. AND HURRY.
Source: BuzzFeed
