23 Reasons You Should Never Visit Middle-Earth

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It’s totally overrated. WTF was Frodo even thinking?


1. Many people are quick to believe that Middle-earth is a majestic place.

Many people are quick to believe that Middle-earth is a majestic place.
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Rivendell

 

2. But TBH, it’s pretty mediocre.

But TBH, it's pretty mediocre.
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Lothlórien

 

3. In fact, the entire location is practically run-down.

In fact, the entire location is practically run-down.
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Mirkwood

 

4. Even the grass is dry and dying.

Even the grass is dry and dying.
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The Shire

 

5. The architecture includes some of the most boring creations in the universe.

The architecture includes some of the most boring creations in the universe.
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Rivendell
 
 
 
6. The designs of these columns are lackluster at best.
The designs of these columns are lackluster at best.
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The Halls of Thranduil

 

7. It looks like little to no effort was put into the structures.

It looks like little to no effort was put into the structures.
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The Grey Havens

 

8. The great halls are the complete opposite of royal.

The great halls are the complete opposite of royal.
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The Halls of Thranduil

 

9. Seriously, you call this a dwelling?

Seriously, you call this a dwelling?
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Erebor

 

10. You wouldn’t want to hold your valuables in a place like this.

You wouldn't want to hold your valuables in a place like this.
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The Gate of the Lonely Mountain

 

11. Biggest disadvantage? The mundane towns.

Biggest disadvantage? The mundane towns.
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Lake-town

 

12. Snooze alert.

Snooze alert.
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Dale

 

13. No one would want to live here.

No one would want to live here.
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Bag End

 

14. The food is nonexistent and everyone is always starving.

The food is nonexistent and everyone is always starving.
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Bag End

 

15. There’s just nothing remotely magical about Middle-earth.

There's just nothing remotely magical about Middle-earth.
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The Old Forest

 

16. Nearly all of the creatures are unfriendly.

Nearly all of the creatures are unfriendly.
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Eagles of Manwë

 

17. If you expect anything exciting to happen in these forests, think again.

If you expect anything exciting to happen in these forests, think again.
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The Fangorn Forest

 

18. Would you want to go on a midnight walk here? Nope.

Would you want to go on a midnight walk here? Nope.
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Caras Galadhon

 

19. The landscapes might bore you to death.

The landscapes might bore you to death.
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The Lonely Mountain

 

20. The views from the top of this rock probably suck.

The views from the top of this rock probably suck.
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Rohan

 

21. And this view is the biggest tragedy of all.

And this view is the biggest tragedy of all.
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Gondor

 

22. Yeah, there’s definitely nothing important to see here.

Yeah, there's definitely nothing important to see here.
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Argonath

 

23. Honestly, why would anyone ever dream of visiting Middle-earth?

Honestly, why would anyone ever dream of visiting Middle-earth?
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Along the path of the Beacons

 
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